shouldnt be complaining but yeah same here

might I suggest a bath in liquid nitrogen?

a liquid N bath would be a rather permanent solution.

LIES! its just a flesh wound

you could try one of those plastic collar fans than blow water-cooled air on the nape of your neck.

Keep your ears wet - a bandanna or somesuch. That plus a fan works surprisingly well in the shade. (Wet on forehead + neck adds a lot too.)

no air conditioning Ordinal?

We do not do air conditioning to any great degree in this country.

The above sound like good ideas but I might just sit in a cold bath instead.

Sends a large block of ice and a powerful fan your way. Just make sure your blueprints are weighed down.

don't worry, once the North Atlantic Conveyor shuts down, heat won't be as much of an issue.

My grandma swore by hanging wet towels in the windows

Use the bandannas when you have to be a little more portable. Melt water from a cooler is perfect for this.