chat with him, till he gets pissed off

i'll just keep picking up but before the conversation starts i'll put down the phone.

once i was so glad a telemarketer called me, i spent the next 20mins having a nice chat

just make sure u stick out of topic, ask stuff like "oh how are u? have u taken ur breakfast?"

promise to meet up with him/her. then dont go.

tell him to shut up and sit down?

tell him i'm on page 73