doesn't doubt that one bit.

I hit my head today. I'm crazier than ever.

Rooosey (who are you?) (oh hi) (ugh).

---> that's me today

YIKES!!

damn right.

If I move my head too quickly I swear I can hear tiny bells. hahahaha *sigh* not funny.

Sounds like quite the gong you've had. Tell me the whole sordid story.

Ah, you know me... I was trying to save cute seals, not the adorable marine mammals, ... the navy special forces dudes, OK mmmm no.

I was trying to prevent a major ecological catastrophe, hmmm no, I was defeating gigantic super villains all named Steve

mmm no.

I was at a beautiful beach somewhere in the French Polynesia, and I was hit by a coconut.

hehehehehe

A bad, hairy, mean spirited, armed coconut? :/ It's a boring story. I just passed out and hit my head

*runs aorund like crazy*

Yeah, chicken dance too, please. Make me look cool again.

*clucks like a chicken and squats*

Thank you kindly. *curtsies*