what kind of underwear do you think Jedi wear? tighty whities? maybe that's why Darth Vader was always so grumpy - they invented thongs
imagine Sith guys in a locker room shower environment. "My lightsaber is bigger!" "Uh, that's not my lightsaber...It's Joe's."
*WHOMMMM! *SCHWHEEYEW* (slice) "AHHH!