slogs slooooooooowly towards the next increment of Plurkvana. The Tortoise rather than the Hare, here....
Tanarian
says
And here you being you, I thought you'd just zoom to Plurkiful perfection.
plodding right there beside you. *grabs your hand and starts skipping* maybe we'll get there faster. 
Tanarian
says
Lludmilla suggests changing out your profile picture frequently.
goes to look for another picture - but I like this one!