I was supposed to write a letter to a future employer!
Dear Susan Haams,
I believe I saw you in church yesterday at the 12’o clock service.
You looked lovely in that flower print dress and I found it quite appropriate! Anyway, McDonalds fired me and I am quite enraged!
You are a majestic pasty ass woman and I thought you would approve of employing me as your assistant for approximately $2.55 an hour.
Give little Treshawn a hug for me!
Regards,
Pams Prestigious