captainahab
says
let's make a list of mean things we soon be doing to ye damned failwhale!
stab at thee
kill him
harpoon ye whale
spat at thee
smack thee in head with wood plank. 
poke it with a stick. And the little bird too!
Captain I have to give you points for raw determination
bloggersblog
says
take away his rapidly growing fail whale merchandise business 