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manawa
is
16 years ago
trying of thinking of something to plurk. . .
latest #19
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
how about a good joke.
WolfeWench
16 years ago
lol
manawa
says
16 years ago
i only know tasteless jokes
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Infidelboy
says
16 years ago
how about a random youtube link?
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
and tasteless isn't good?
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
I've got one.... A guy gets to a bar to meet his buddies...he walks in and they're all stunned.
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
"Dude...you've got two black eyes... how the heck did you manage that?!?"
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
"welll he says...I was riding on the bus this afternoon and the woman standing in front of me had the most incredible wedgie.
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
I figured since we were all packed in like sardines, I'd help her out and tugged on her skirt to pull the wedgie out..
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
She turned around, cursed me out and punched me in the eye.
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
He stops and orders a beer...
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
So ...where'd the second one come from then? his friends ask.
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
"well I figured if she were that unhappy about me pulling it out, she must have wanted it that way....
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
"So I tucked it back in for her"
SpiritEssence
says
16 years ago
SpiritEssence
says
16 years ago
You're funny, viridian
viridianmuse
says
16 years ago
that's a kind of tasteless joke. It works a lot better when you can make the tucking action with your hand
manawa
says
16 years ago
manawa
shares
16 years ago
www.plurk.com/DarkeiuDer...
I'll take your suggestion and run with it:
Dude is talented and hilarious!
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