Boys are too, okay?

(Ay bitter talaga )

DI KAYA. GIRLS ARE HARD.

Boys *are* HARD! Pardon the pun.

I AM TWELVE. DI KO GETS. YOU PERV.

Excuse me but you so obviously do.

DEAR DARLA. I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS.

YOU MAKE ME VOMIT.

YOU ARE SCUM BETWEEN MY TOES.

LOVE ALFALFA

Okay, Forest.

WE ALL LOVE THE LITTLE RASCALS.

I don't even know what that is, if it's actually something... else? WTF

Cooties.

Cootiez.