why? 0.o

Mmmm. Toasty warm sponge, the perfect brekkie!

Because it was *bad*.

behaves from now on!

Just let us know if it causes any more trouble.

I'm throwing out my microwave tomorrow, cause I don't plan on being GOOD anytime soon.

If it causes any more trouble your have to freeze it!!

Sponge Cryonics?

I do that too every now and then, to sterilize... sterilize... steri... sorry, old Trek flashback. As you were.

it is one way to sterilize sponges. Not recommended to sterilize pets.

... or partners

says believe me, it just ends badly.