True, friends are just the people who'll want to kill you tomorrow. But do you have a reason beyond paranoia?

i'm constantly solicited by guys that want to conquer me... nothing more, nothing les..

less

that... I'm sorry

disinterested in conquering you. Feel better?

better. thanks

i could tell all of their gfs and send them the transcripts of our convos.

Why can't you? It'd be epic funny. You could sell copies of the results...

that's a rotten thing to do. it wouldnt' be funny and i'd have guys stalking me in the middle of the night

No way, they'd all be crying about how they lost their girlfriends. Guys can cheat on a girl and still act all emo when they leave.

i don't think you understand when i say 'stalking' more like 'trying to kill me'

ridiculous actually

And justice is never a rotten thing to do. It isn't always pretty, but it's always right.

that justice or revenge though? Cause the girl usually knows he's cheating - just saying

i can't do it. it would be revenge, it would also make it look like i care much more than appears to be

the girl ALWAYS KNOWS

ALWAYS

Hi friend

hi zaknicola! how is you?? i like the squinty smile. ::smiles::

Whats wrong with having friends

Better than having enemies

if you actually READ the whole plurk??

worried for 'following' you on Twitter after reading earlier post, and 'friending' on Plurk. Meant no stalking or conquering, I swear!

NOOO. it has to do with guys i KNOW. no worries.

I dont bother reading the whole thing. I know you dont like it...

that's just like you, hollywood. that's why i love you!

sad

don't let a few nutjobs ruin the fun!

bellanyc to watch Anchorman and be happy with me!?

you pooped in the refrigerator? and you ate a whole wheel of cheese?

i'm not even mad, that's amazing.

omg. that's the absolute BEST.