surely you should just answer it?

Nooooo I meant it is shiny and I want the shiny. The shiny is nice but I must resist the shiny.

if the characters on The Shiny Show are anything to go by, the person with the most shinies (?) wins ?

if it's anything like The Shiny Show, you should destroy it. Right now ( *hates* that fecking Shiny Show cat)

it's the dog that makes me want to kill someone

No, the cat... the CAT!

no idea what you two are smoking.....

Watch The Shiny Show. Then you'll know...

there should be an easier way.

MetPhoto You could try ringing around a few CarPhone Warehouses?