me to james: Any details as to why the site no longer functions?
james to me: what's not working?
james to me: ok, i see. looking into it.
(20 minutes ago)
Great! 
philome
says
our fearless... er... feckless leader.
philome
says
this one must have them stumped. Reboot, guys! 
*sends extra stash of dogfood immediately*