b/c it thinks it's Ricky's mom.

whom I would love to plow.

I don't even know Ricky, but the verb "plow" always makes me laugh:

Bwahahaha

Nicholas is a pen name.

my beard and glasses come right off..

gave away your secret identity!

i136.photobucket.com/alb... this will make up for it

STUH STUH STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!