Good morning, anyways. I need more sleep myself.

Good morning to you too. My kids dont want me to sleep ... ever ... apparently.

Welcome to fatherhood

Wasn't that reason number one, to have kids, so you'd always have a reason to wake up?

theres a list of reasons TO have kids? I need to see this list.

It's really #1 on the list of *why not* to have kids, was just trying to help *you* out since you can't send 'em back

@ "you can't send 'em back"