Corwin
is
tired of pulling staples out of the floor, where they remain from the old carpeting 
oh sounds like a job for a super duper magnet...or metal eating bacteria/grubs
imagines metal eating grubs eating staples, then nails holding the house up, and, standing in the rubble pile, is glad of his bad imaginer
LOL
O.o
h ULee Weener
says
but again look at his muscles grow