davidalston
asks
,no pleads, why the dog always picks the one carpet to take a dump on when the house is 95% hardwood floors.
Prefers a soft landing for its biznuss?
TomDickson
is
trying hard not to laugh... 
davidalston
says
he was trying to laugh too but nearly lost it with the gag reflex (what the hell was that dog eating tonight?). I mean seriously...
gnarly dude 