Nooooooo... Plurk for the right reasons, the right reasonssss

yuhuh.. like.. become a good student of joy ann... or vecome a good rival of mariel.. or.. maw~ just fun~ tataas na yan mag-isa~

ehhh??? i wonder what joy ann will teach me...waahh, i don't wanna be a rival of marielli....mejo scaaary...o_0

weeeee! become a good student op me!!

lagyan mo ng picture yung plurk mo. tataas karma mo

tska believer dn aq s gabrielli eehh..

okay joy ann....what does it take to be your student?? XD

^ wahaha.. you already have what it takes.

uh. ano ba requirement? plurk account?

^ wahaha.. .uhnn.... maw. ayoko nang sabihin.. baka hindi na muling magplurk si janelle.

stockings ba?

ow..lalo tuloy aq na-curious kung anu un dahil kay joy....o_0

haha..pti c joy ann d alam eh....

^ alam nya.. hindi nya lang maalala,.

yapper thats me. i dont remember anything wahaha repression ba

ow....anu un???

joyanntheexplorer.. wahaha.. noperrepress.. sth like that your subconscious wouldn't want to repress..

it is closely related to your wondrous stockings.

eh stockings?? i have stockings??

^ you will.

ah. baka you need to have sex slaves janelle

*violation started*

you should have stockings..

and you should like david cook.

but not that much.

and you must like bears.

*cries*

ow..andmi nmang requirements...@_@

wahaha yapper.like davidcook but not dat much coz i will... uh.. you know..

natutuwa ako.. gusto ni janelle na maging student ko. im tatsd

haha kasi janelle once you have it. you all have it

i do have stockings here which i used for my friend's cabaret-inspired debut.....

n' mejo fan aq ni debedkuk...i'm also fond of bears...

am i now qualified to be your student??

OGASH JANELLE YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES!!! wahaha nahulog yung panga ko dun...

YAPPER! YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO BE MY STUDENT! LONG BEFORE YOU AND I WERE BORNI!

(ano daw? )

weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

(mahilig daw sya sa porn)

ahaha.....talaga?? masorpresang tao pla aq?!

yey..so anu nah first lesson ntn joy ann??

waaaahhh, i didnt say anything like that ern...@_@

~or perhaps not yet...

PAKSHET. nagulat din ako sa stockings.. para akong tanga.. bipolar na rin ata ako.. pero instead of depression.. anger at mania.

haha..jowk ln...

(taena, student ko ata si Janelle ah)

OGASH. oo nga e. na lock jaw na ata ako. nahulog talaga panga ko

wlang joke joke. wlang bawian.

yun nga e sabi parang ang sabi nya may tendency sya na maging mahilig sa porn..

awtz...haha...ehhh sort of required un ehhh...prng ewan kya suot q noong debut nia..haha..

lock jaw. shet. wahahha.. uhnnn.. ernie.. we can only stand to have one of you in this universe.

janelle ang pagiging mahilig sa porn ay di part ng tinuturo ko

HA???????

I DONT WATCH PORN. I MAKE THEM!!

haha..hokay teacher...

WAHAHAHA . janelle yan ang pers lesson

but wait...pti c ernie teacher q nah rn?? @_@

what?? i will make porn too??

ikaw. kung gusto mo mag enrol sa kanya

@_@ ....

Ikaw naman yung direktor e

oooohh...cnu-cnu gaganap??

kela sinabi ni janelle ang porn?

basahin mo maigi ma-an.. ogash i am so proud of your baby

kht ako.. hindi ko mahanap eh.. i read this plurk over three times.

omfg.. she is actually exicted to make porn.

should i mute this plurk? will i go down in psyca history as the person who got violated by janelle camille vargas?

wahhahaha ang weak mo Joy! dapat kasi iluwa mo na si david cook

haha ganito yun, i will explain

sabi kasi ni ernie (mahilig din sa porn)

sabi kasi ni ernie : (mahilig sa porn)

ano?

baby, no porn for you yet!

tapos sabi ni janelle: wala naman akong sinabing ganon ah

tapos may pahabol si janelle na: or perhaps not yet~

^ hindi ko makita yung pahabol na yan...

ahhh.. okay..

... hindi ko tlga makita.. oh well.. violated na ako.. maybe my eyes are protecting me na.. *tries to move on*

bago mo sinabing PAKSHET.

yun yung reply ni janelle.

mag eenrol din ba si janelle sa ernie clas??

awtz

nag-epes ln aq saglit tz ganito ah agad issue...@_@

wahahahahhaa dat is plurk. dat is sayka janelle. another lesson..

haha...sorry joy for violating you...didn't mean to do so...at ndi rn aq excited gumawa ng porn...@_@

ahaha..yeh....i'm learning teacher..

good! haha

baby, listen to me. no ernie classes for you.

im enrolling you in marielli classes.

waw ano yang marielli classes? method class ba yan?

op kors. 5 units yun.

ow...okay mommy..if you say so... ..but what will i learn in marielli classes??

gab-related thingys?? XD

WAW.. hindi talaga sya uma-appear dito.. i needed to view the plurk page separately to see it.. i guess it is plurk's way of protecting me.

walng sorry sorry janelle.. once you've violated someone.. sorry doesn't cut it. the experience will be etched in my memory forever.

nko po.. interested din sya sa gab related thingies.. rival tlga!

Wow, Gabrelle is alive! Its Alive!!!

Joy: uu nga e. yun yung lesson #3. walang magsosorry pag naviolate ang ibang tao

you will learn a lot in marielli classes. kaso tuwing weekends lang xa offered..

NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!

you will also learn how to react properly when we say gabrelle.

WAAAAHHH

i'm killing gabrelle again

joy please eat gabrelle for me....*puppy dog eyes*

there, she already knows

di na pala kelangan

err......anu ung alam q?? @_@

waw. very good janelle! you learn very quickly!

she knows without knowing that she is knowing. amazing.

i shan't.. as PRO of Gabrielli.. i can't eat half of it.. and.. do you really want to get eaten as well?

siguro gusto mong makasama si david cook no? *Joy Ann ohhh!!*

waw. ang galing ni Janelle.

nice plan

ow..haha..yeh!

i'll get david cook for joy ann...XD

omaygash,. i am so proud of you janelle

wow, kabagobago pa lang naka 100+replies ka na,

baby ko yan eh!

she will follow my footsteps.

ano kayo Bibe?

33K replies in five months, sugar!

inggit ka lang kasi hindi ko siya ieenroll for ernie lessons..

she doesn't need 'em

oo nga e. di kelangan ni janelle yung ernie lessons. i can tell

^ she's a natural.

oh?? haha..di ko na nga napapansin kung nakaka-ilang replies na ako eh..XD

yeh mommy, i will follow you...*kanta??* haha

ow..i still got a lot to learn..

ahahhaa, kanta

you'll be okay baby.

student ka naman ni joy ann.

at may special powers ka dahil baby kita..

GO FOR DANCING BANANA!