didn't he leave plurk or something

absolutely NOT. why would that happen?? he loves me.

he loves you not

I was busy loving lamp. 2x

bloggeries should NEVER EVER EVER scare me like that again

"THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!!!!"

I think he was saying that because of how often I make fun of people who threaten to leave Plurk

Sex Panther. Pungent. Stings the nostrils.

it was not funny HollywoodJDFC and caused me crocodile teras

*tears*

i threaten them as well, we are a tag-team HollywoodJDFC and i. AND socaldodgerfan, he DOES. he told me.

scotch scotch scotch, warm in my belly

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War

LOUD NOISES!!

At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you!

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.

Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman.

Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's HollywoodJDFC. What's your name?

it's RON BURGANDYYYYY.

That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

do you want to go to the party in my pants?

wow

I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party

the party, the pants, with pants, party with pants

I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

lamp

thanks zaknicola for making an appearance! where's the mrs. nicola??