so codependant

dick

you shall see friday night. I'll convince him to come.

i bet he's oliver all over again

He's probs the opposite of Oliver cuz he's so super calm all the time.

"dude, the little asian guy across the hall is freaking out"

lara, our special time later today will make up for the lack of paul.

she may have been at one point, but apparently you weren't paying her enough attention...

maybe when i'm done with her. but i expect that won't be for a while.

shit I forgot about that ridiculous convo yesterday.

well getting off in 20 seconds doesn't leave much time for fun.

oh no she DIDNT girlfriend!

talk to the hand

i'm with lara right now. are you? no, no you are not.

no, it's because i think of lara's needs and decided to visit her at work.

Sex at work is definitely a life goal of mine. But that will hopefully cease to be my goal when I become employed in a high school.

LOL. "hopefully"

I didnt want that lara anyways

you bring her cookies, i bring her... a good time.

and, he's not coming to this party b/c he drank all day yesterday and went golfing. What a lamer.

golf. lol

apparently he's really good at it. He plays like every sport.

tell him to play rugby

if he's a golfer, wouldn't he die if he played rugby?

speaking of rugby, I had a guy at work today who was bragging about wrestling being the best sport. I argued that rugby was and he said that

he had played both so he knew. I asked what position he played for rugby. He said forward. I said which spot he said "just forward" i then

explained the different positions and he said yeah that, thinking that those were all the same one. I just walked away and told him he was a

bad liar.