I dismantled the old chicken house this morning...one of the goats was sitting on the rotten roof.

Oh noes, I'm down to 16/25 I better plurk!

plurk man!

I had 16/25 of a coors light the other day. That's all I could choke down.

I've given up on beer temporarily... which means I'm not having that one beer every saturday night

I give up beer every day between 12:01 AM and 5:01 PM.