P.S. how in the hell did I not know he was Canadian until now?

inorite? I've been spending too much time with you 'muricans.

omg Seth Rogan

I would throw him down on my bed/any surface available and have my way with him

www.celebritysmackblog.c... she has the scariest thumbs ive ever seen

Megan Fox = budget Angelina.

But she's so EDGY! (sorry, I just saw someone defend her like that in a boy mag)

lmao Yvette ahaha

Megan, didn't you get the memo? It's hammer pants not hammer thumbs.

She's hot, I know. I'm waiting for Esme to jump in here and start talking about hatefucks aaaaaany minute.

LOL she's hott but super annoying. Only worthy of angry hatefucking!

You know me too well.