Sarah Silverman may be nuts, but she's hot, sexy nuts!

and no, she's not f*&%ing matt damon or ben affleck:

that link is worksafe except for the title. (it was on tv and includes bleeps)

so does that mean i should stop fucking matt damon

well, if you could get sarah silverman in the sandwich you could tape it an make 849739473 dollars on the internets with it!

possibly watch Team America again tonight

man, jimmy kimmel is a fool

i heard that jesus is magic.

oh shoot! maybe i have a chance

she should totally go for that guy who slept with ben affleck

I KNEW Jimmy was fking around. Men!!!

women!

woo, hoo!

how could jimmy cheat on her? she's awesome!

maybe all the tree smoking caught up with her and she got lazy in bed?

her personality does it for me

woo hoo!

you might have to arm wrestle someone.

did i mention you guys have to do it shirtless and in a pool of jello?

and ben affleck

hawt

hmm. i guess it could be cherry jello.

how can that even be possible?

i think a pool of jello would be pretty terrifying -breaking the skin and sinking through the jelly and sinking further every move you made?

if popcornn is going to take a drive i'll be the opponent

that should have read: take a dive

quick jello