And I can see why! You must be in Copperheadville USA.

How many have been full grown adults?

The snakes, not the professionals.

i chuckled Rodplurk

Of all the jobs I've considered, being a "snake professional" has never crossed my mind

4 full grown adult COPPERHEADS!

snake guy didn't see any in the crawlspace, I consider that a victory

I just need to keep up the preventative measures...mouse poison, clear brush, etc.

Don't ferget... they're good eatin'!

I have a bucket that has 3 dead copperheads in it , you want me to mail?

Please send them media mail. I like my snakes fermented.

we have a snail problem in our backyard... my wife told my son that they need to eat "special food"... now all the snails are dead...

and my boy wants to know why they "stopped moving after eating their special food."

oh no!

we told him that the snails had "full bellies and were tired."

Dude...