my friend roy says it's the armpit of the continent!

but my beloved Dallas Cowboys reside there!

don't mess with Texas

it's the only state I've ever had a speeding ticket in

but Texas is funny and nice and kind and wonderful

I'm obligated to like it since mom and brother and various and sundry other relatives are there.

to know what sort of intentions this Texas has toward my Evil Stacey.

sounds like you *like* Texas

DervishGirl = Evil Stacey??

yes, Opal. Our DervishGirl is Evil Stacey

although, she's not really evil at all.

i noticed the lack of evil in her.. i did! i did!

but now i have met that of who you wrote.

I am sweet. I promise. I think the exorcism worked anyway

well Cookie... Texas has invited me to Fresno for the upcoming week.