Bacon!

woof woof

ha ha! They'd plurk about their favorite smells and vent about their humans.

would ask advice on how to get their humans to take them on more walks

what a strange question. aren't u supposed to be working on lesson plans?

busted!!

andreablanco, my dogs wanted in and they got me distracted! Oops!

how bad their owners smell

maybe they would get in touch with their family or how stupid humans are

These are great answers! Makes you think creatively, huh!

how hard it is to type without fingers.