whistles

dry land is my friend. *clings*

looking to buy a submarine. With guns.

mhm.

sharpening the can-opener before using it on armed submarines...

source of underwater diving equipment for gallant Primgraph journalists. And photographers. Oh yes.

one of your photographers has already gone darkmer.

viv needs to write an expose of the darkmer for.... someplace. *handflail*

We've got a free diving suit available

Free fins too!

Ah, so we learn by .... immersion, then?

laughs.

I have fins. And I have a talisman to protect me from danger!

"whatever falls in the water..."

&& whatever sinks your boat

whatevers your can opener.