be at your best behaviour darling

are you insinuating that I'm not well-behaved?

of course not

because you know I would kick your ass if you said that?

yea, like that would happen

Oh, I so can kick your ass! I do it all the time!

no you don't

yes I do! I so do! I am darnit!

yeeeeea... riiiiiiiight....

Oh, you are so gonna get it on friday. Fear me, for I am Malin!

When you get babies, can I have one?

why? It's mine, you can't have it. You have to squeeze it out yourself, that's the rules

But mine won't be as cute as yours.

yes they will. But yours will probably be looser than ours.

Are you suggesting my children will be whores?

noo, just. Give the girls the talk pretty early, and sneak the pill into their morning smoothie

At least it'll be my children breaking your childrens hearts, so you will spend more money than me on kleenex.

are you kidding? My kids aren't allowed to fall in love with your kids. That's almost in-breeding!

But our kids'd have great kids..

AND we'd be co-grandmothers.

will I get a say in all of this?

Nope, probably not. And none of our kids will either.