LL has been monitoring you, and they are concerned about your love life.

... or they have some single Lindens they're matchmaking for

Tenebrous: What an extremely worrying thought.

The Lindens are hot for you, Ordinal.

I am sure that many Lindens are very desirable catches, but I would question whether this was an appropriate Silicon Valley Perk.

she should go count the sex furniture in the Linden offices again ...

maybe they mean carbon dating?

there's fine line between match-making and pimping.

They didn't send that one along to me.

I think they are trying to hook up at SLCC>