8 year old estimates in the 100's, 1000's or possibly a million

contemplating siding with the 8 year old

agrees - prolly a million

Tie should count them and tell us

google it while Tie does tha

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iq.lycos.co.uk/qa/show/1...

count when the tin is open

23,756 + 3 halves! Blimey!

see? a million

the geek answer

tells Tie that's a CATERING tin, if you're eating one of those you're going to be all parpy and shit

closer than RosiePosie at least!

That was a catering tin

Mostly, although the question arises should halves be added together to credit the overall amount. Or should they be discarded?

one parpy per bean I think

sings "Beans beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart"

sings Trebor Mints are a minty bit stronger, stick em up your arse and they last a bit longer"

never accept mints from Willowzee

quietly munches a catering sized tin of baked beans, farting and foot tapping

lots of beans in her cupboard but hasn't had beans for AGES

Have beans!

Don't bother with all that steak and dumpling stuff

doesn't usually eat after 7.30pm

I'd also like to remind people we're obviously talking Heinz Baked Beans here...

Are you an early night gremlin Willis?

obviously

Yes the results would be corrupted by using Lidl's own brand beans

I am a MOGWAI *offended*

sighs

makes mogwai noises

Interestingly, only four people know the recipe for heinz baked beans at any time, in order to keep it safe

mogwai!! aawws!

trotting past with a large bucket of water and accidentally tripped, chucking the whole lot over Willis, "OH CRAP!"

shines a torch on Willowzee to see what happens

squeals and spits balls of fur everywhere that will uncurl and eat your FACES OFF

one of the four

are they also horsemen perchance? I often imagined Heinz Baked Beans would be the enders of the world

death by squishy ball pool?

gasps in dismay and pounces of the furballs, swiftly collecting them up for a dumpling stew

Yes, yes they are. Protien, sugar, gooey sauce and flatulance are the ancient names of the horsemen of the apocalypse.

I think it already is the end of the world when beans in tomato sauce is the most highly prized recipe

actually the WD40 recipe is kept in a high secure vault and isn't even patented so ppl can steal the recipe *geeks out*

an icy chill of despair and a thundering as of hooves nearby and glances over at a tin of beans rolling past

WD40

shakes head at Kitty, "Now you're just being silly"

Tie for being funneh

Kittyliscious for loving WD40

marker pens

breaking noises

corrugated iron

roll the beautiful bean footage

dust

rolls RosiePosie

sings roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun

sings roll roll roll your boat

Kitty's in hysterics about something which I'm sure she'll share with us when she can

sings "Rollin Rollin Rollin, keep dem dawgies rollin, man my ass is swollen, RaawHIIIIDE"

coughs and blushes

just ruined rawhide

NO! I MEAN Kittyliscious HAS!

responds to Willis's 'dust' with "Dust? Anybody? No? Dust? Anybody? No? Dust? Anybody? No? Dust?"

I have NOT! (It was like that when I got there)