Ordinal
wonders
whether there is any jurisdiction where murdering people from an ISP is illegal. I'm sure that I read it was universally legal.
hands you a sawed-off shotgun
Prad
says
do it. No court would convict you.
Viv
gives
you an alibi. You were trying on hats.
Prad
says
crap.. you're with Be? What did they do?
Tanarian
asks
Should I loan you some alligators? I've heard they're very good for disposing of inconvenient... parts.
The use of barrels full of acid might also be in order
℧cciekins
says
It is legal if you strangle with a CAT5 cable.
understands that amping up a WiMax transceiver can kill without leaving a mark, so why worry about legalities?
I can offer CAT6 cables from my office...
ISP killings aren't murder, actually. They are classed as 'completely justifiable assault'.
lends you his grue and insertion script into Powerpoint.
A grue? *screams and runs off*
/me throws bananas at the grue to distract it. 
ah, sorry - too silly again.
ah, sorry - too silly again.