Ta Da!

your office security is excellent!

They are a bunch of paranoids with too much time and explosives on their hands.

not really if CP can wiggle her way in every day

after you get blow up a couple of times, you just say to yourself 'no more' and that when I started my KGB/super spy training

nice one!

everyone loves an amputee

the pike twist at the end wins you the prize!

im such a show off.

FYI - "army crawl" = low crawl

psh, army crawl sounds better! Low crawl is something babies do

i thought more people would understand 'army crawl'. I always go with the more descriptive words.