eat an apple.

that is a bizarre idea. Why? I'm asking sincerely.

he hears that apples act in a similar fashion as caffeinated beverages.

interesting. Wonder if apple sauce will work in place of an actual apple.

or maybe apple juice.

ah. I've got some of that too. Forgot I did until you said it.

drinking both coffee and apple juice. Quite a combination but I'm desperate. I love sleep but hate the time wasted doing so.

wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_ap...

I are not annoyed. I'm enjoying it actually. I didn't realize such an innocent statement would turn into something so educational.