well, normally they're under hundreds of sheets or at the bottom of the bag...

I generally just hook them to the outside of my gigantic backpack...and they are not there. I only have 2 keys on there, home and work

Maybe Joshua LeBlanc cold help...

on the floor? or in your car?

nope. grrrrrrrrr, Joshua Leblanc? is that St Anthony in disguise?

"tony, tony look around, yogeek's keys can't be found" did you check the freeze?

My wife used to call it pregnancy brain. Beware it can linger. Happy hunting!