dramatically drags her feet as she walks in, moping. Her right foot catches a snag in the carpet and she flys face first into the ground.
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there there maam, let me help ya up!
I lost the house I wanted to buy. The bank that owns the forclosure are being bastards.
You're welcome, we'll just have to bomb those motherfuckers
my dad saw i was all sad and he asked me what we should do... my response? Burn it down then drive to mexico.
what do you want to do with the world? --- BURN IT ALL
oh no!!! Something very similar happened to us. I feel for you!
Some men (or me) just want to watch the world burn.
best. magic. trick. ever.
dude - I was looking for the pike flip today... tomorrow? tomorrow?
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