these have been described as, "for people who make “boink!” sounds instead of moaning or grunting."

I PLURKED SOMETHING EPIC FOR YOU

omg

that is AWESOMETOWN! I hope my future children will appreciate the cakes with video game characters they never played.

Because THATS WHAT THEY'RE GETTING DAMMIT!

HAHAHA

ITS NOT ABOUT THEM

ITS ABOUT YOU

exactly.

and this is why I don't have children yet. lol

which is a funny thing to read in a plurk about condoms. heh

ahhahaa

you're the only birth control they need

LOL

ahahaha I am SO there! Someday. :/