suck on that Olympic committee!!

morning all!

praise zeus! entertainment!

that's a 10 in my book

bows and curtsies.

yeah, sorry bout that... I really should just pop on and say, "too busy to plurk... just wanted to let you know I wasn't dead"

boss has me jumping through hoops and yesterday was particularly bad...

Morn CelluloidPixie

Howdy

aww, i am cared for...

or, at least someone would be upset if i died... my online friends! yay!!

I would blow up the universe if something happened to you

weeeeell, I got a paper cut... is that enough for you to punch a stranger in the face?

Yes, and I will go chop down a tree as a warning to others

woo hoo!

I scrape down my prison toothbrush with the intent of 'shivalry'

haha! pun of the day!!!

I keep waiting for the pike to return but a flawless landing is hard to beat

that's just how i roll... and pike... and twist.

10.0 from all the judges!!!

even the ones from eastern europe

haha, thaaaat's right! admit I'm perfect you french bastards!