Taxi driver...lorry driver...longkang besar......anything...

hmmm...

let's talk about the pekerja kilang that work very late...

he used to work till 8 pm only..

good..

then 1 day OT till 12am midnight then baru balik rumah wor..

and?

the rumah gone....

everytime he go home must pass by a "dai bak goong shan"

then that period is 7 month 14 again

run away with the Kilang......

mat 7? mat 7 yeah run away?

he saw his dai bak...?

his dai bak stay at home 1

didn't come out pick him up wor..

haha...oh, ok...then what happen?

ok ok...

he saw his gung san?

dai bak is his "uncle" izzit?

then he see "ghost fire" floating around at those thomb

or dai gun...pak san?

what is that "dai bak goong shan"?

from1 to another

and another to another

yea..., his dad brother...

is the name of the chinese cemetery..

in KL..

dai bak goong shan = shan fen

u listen to david lah.. u listen to him!

keep going William.....

ohrr.. okok

then he remember his dad told him b4

that when u see a ghost fire.. u can't just run like that..

must throw stone to "halau" it

if not it will follow u go back to home and u will die...

huh? just run like that?

ohh..yea

by the time he so sked edi... but no choice

have to grap some stone to throw to the ghost fire and halau it far far away...

so he throw the 1st stone

the it works!

the ghost fire gone a bit far liao...

but when he throw the 2nd stone...

he heard some voice...

"errr...." low tone ... sounds like get hurt

and ghost fire still remain in the same position....

can u make it more dramatic..?

how leh?

ng lan geank geh......

i dunno ahr... >_<lll

my england not good

like saying.." suddenly the guai for ...siu gau lan 7 dai jor....., chase kau hui lou mou...and trying to burn kau hui geh kuku jiau..

can't write like a novel writter

dont use england lar...use Malayland..

or cinaland..

ok lah..

then finally he throw the 3rd stone...

some1 yell at him...

MAHAI! I OC jek ma... u throw stone to me gao lan ahrrr!!!???

tiuuzzzz.....,

mol guai geh.....niasing...

finish?

finished liao loh...

ask u to tell ge lah..

u dun wan!

no ghost.... i want ghost story wor...

let me tell you...OK?

好!

a group of 3 guys going camping at dai park gong san........hardcore hai...

then?

they goto the center of the dai bak goong shan or side only neh?

when they arrived, they start to look for a camp site...,and one fucker said.." lei tai...gei lan chi lei ah" and the laugh like sohai..

center ofcoz..

that guy was making fun with one of the tomb stone with a picture that look like the other guy...

and the sohai still laughing wit it..., but the other bei hai holand geng..and said.." niamahai...jong oi gau haaaaii??"

sei lan jor jong oi hoi wan siu haaaiii?

so they shut the fucked up abit for now...

its getting dark...and almost 3am now..1 of the sohai heard some people singing...

right next to him...so he waked the other bei hai and asked him " lei teng lan dol yan cheong gor mou" ?

the other guy said.."lan yau ah...but kor holand chau jek.."

so they started to look for the third guy...but he was missing...

so they just follow the shit smell to look for the guy...he might be "or gan si or something...said one of them..

nei lai C ahrrr?

at the end...they heard that guy screaming "jau aaaaahhhh...guaiii aaahhhhh...." and he was running toward them..

they just laugh and said" guai lei geh hai mehhhhhhh"...guai wer.....hahahaha...

they keep walking ..and suddenly,

they found a tombstone...

so they take a closer look.......TIUZZZZ LORRRR....

Daat soook lei geh?

Dai C heng?

they saw a picture of the other guy that yelled "GUAAAAIl....AHHHHH...and run away..

yea, one of the ...

is a ghost....

sei mei...

jan hai....gong dol.. HAO DOL GORN AHHH..

yer...

like i goto toilet...

now... oso wanna ask siew wah accompany me loh

yau lan mol...?

siew wah could be a ghost wor...

yeah loh..

so i better ask a gal accompany goto toilet better . . .

still, the girl could be a ghost...

you should ask toilet to come to you instead....

hahaha

cannot!

the toilet is ghost leh?

then how?

cannot!

then u have to "bungkus" your waste...

U guys really dak gau lan han dou ar...

this plurk very good hor.. 1hr can get 113 respond..

dave bankyak untung oh~~

this is ghost story section....u can post one too...we'll tell you some stories....

yeah yeah

welcome to david's ghost story section

sempena menyambut hari hantu...

happy yue lan jit...

Tora datang lagi dengan... " cerita hantu erotik"....

Yup, longest plurk I've seen til today..

wan sik jeh....,

gong guai goo jemah...

wow i go out meeting je so many plurk on today ar