Ordinal
16 years ago
announces the Ordinal Drama Bomb! A scripted weapon with integrated Plurk and SCD support!
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Ordinal says
16 years ago
Detonation of the DramaBomb will cause both temporary and permanent damage to the Reputation statistics of the nearest target.
Prad
16 years ago
(LOL)
Peter
16 years ago
grins
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Ordinal says
16 years ago
All major social networks are supported, and the Professional version will also create fake chatlogs.
Ordinal says
16 years ago
DramaBombProPlus includes one (1) bot registration to post "oh no she DIDN'T" on all of the target's groups. Additional postings by payment.
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Further ProPlus services include automatic copybotting ascribed to the target, with multiple SCD comments "exposing" the "culprit"!
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Arbitrary DMCA takedown requests available for an extra fee - please consult designer for more information.
Viv
16 years ago
grins.
Viv thinks
16 years ago
this will make a wonderful holiday gift.
Tanarian says
16 years ago
Oh, this should be an in-world item (well, with fewer features - maybe a bit of shouting?).
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Tired of impotent SL "weapons"? Purchase high explosives that have the target banned, not you!
Viv says
16 years ago
@ Tanarian - perhaps optional "I'm leaving SL for good!" sound effects.
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Promised additions for v1.1 include integrated Banlink support.
Tanarian
16 years ago
*giggles*
Hotspur says
16 years ago
I tink she's funning. shhhhh
Ordinal says
16 years ago
A quantum order of magnitude better!
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Quantum orders of magnitude admittedly being imperceptibly small.
KateNicholas
16 years ago
Splendid! I'll take two.
KateNicholas
16 years ago
On second thought, perhaps three.
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Defeats all known pointless outfit-sourcing countermeasures to make it appear as if someone has bought the same shoes as someone else!
Ordinal says
16 years ago
DramaBombProPlus now has added Linden Lab Chalk Facilities (as approved by Philip Linden).
IantheFarshore says
16 years ago
(LOL)
ZombieAlyx
16 years ago
I'll have a sixpack, just to be sure!
MizJed says
16 years ago
if I can get the Sharepoint enabled version, I'll buy a 6-pack
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Please view numerous Photographs from our satisfied customers - farm1.static.flickr.com/...
ZombieAlyx
16 years ago
Hm, a networked version that can be deployed centrally....
ZombieAlyx
16 years ago
(rofl) At the sight of that photograph, I had to explosively propel some Earl Grey from my mouth to my environment.Sorry for the mess!
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Alyx: Unfortunately, Linden Lab has a patent on a networked dramabomb. Ordinal Industries' lawyers inform me that SL itself counts there.
ZombieAlyx
16 years ago
Oh, that might also include the famed "Bad Linden Blog Post" drama bomb I guess...damn...
Ordinal says
16 years ago
It can be viewed in the USPO, titled "an online virtual reality system causing people to accuse each other of stealing dresses".
Ordinal says
16 years ago
They have several. It is very disappointing, the way these big companies stifle internet drama development.
Ordinal says
16 years ago
However! The Ordinal DramaBomb in any version is guarantee to cause at least three threads on SLU - or one's L$ back!
Prad says
16 years ago
I want a death threat feature, or no sale from me. (nottalking)
Ordinal says
16 years ago
pradprathivi: Death threats are included in the basic version, but credible ones via email, only in the Pro. IP masking comes with ProPlus.
Ordinal says
16 years ago
Though Ordinal Industries is looking at the fact that most SLers do not understand IP addresses at all...
Ordinal says
16 years ago
...and thus using masking at all might be unconvincing.
ZombieAlyx
16 years ago
*ahem* (nottalking)
Charlemagne says
16 years ago
Asks does it come in black ? Will it work with my iPhone? Is it for the lactose intolerant? (thinking)
Charlemagne says
16 years ago
That seems self-evident, Madame Shilova... :-P
Ceejay Writer wonders
16 years ago
how she ever lived without it.
℧cciekins asks
16 years ago
do those of us without reputations have to worry?
℧cciekins is
16 years ago
interested but waits to hear Prok's opinion first.
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