why on earth would you have a cat in the first place? I thought they were pets reserved for over 30 single females

maybe they are jealous of your lapdog?

ewwwwww

naughteh kitteh!

perhaps they think it's time for a Mac?

LMAO@ Doc. I don't think cats are mac biased, though. One of my cats once poured a cup of coffee into my iBook :|

that his cats left his wife's MBP alone so perhaps docbaty is onto something?

perhaps you need to put some "I heart kittehs' stickers on your laptop bag And maybe some Apple stickers to throw them off...