wait... What? I didn't even know that those existed.

so you can't get a permit to park on your curb b/c you have enough land for you to park on that?

just park in the grass then...

I know! Like fuck you city, I'm willing to pay you $100 for 2 parking permits for the almost always empty street near ours that is

residential parking only. But no! My curb is supposedly large enough to fit all our 4 cars as well as the 5 million cars of the arb patrons.