well it's not that sad. jeez...drama queens.

sucks to be you. I have ice cream.

but you said it was sad! we're trying to support you. fine. be that way.

i'll ship it- you like your ice cream runny right?

i knew you would have ice cream ...and yes it does suck to be me.

why yes i do like it runny.

...like his eyeliner *hides*

just kidding

LMAO

oh you love it

DOES NOT love it.

love love love it!

if nobody gave you shit, you'd think something's wrong

and we don't want to blow our cover

a banana split now

i know. it made me hungry too

very amusing

here. to counter the feeling of eating crappy food before bedtime.

heh. i'm still hungry.

ewwww...exercise.

Cheers mate!

put milk, cream, sugar, fruits & ice in the blender. that would do for now.

i have none of those items...except a blender.

so sad...

well you're definitely a bachelor

robotwithdog should come to the philippines

well you do make it sound kinda cool

it's cheap as hell here. a bit hot, but that's what alcohol and air conditioning are for

and especially alcohol

and your dog can 'go' anywhere. (i don't know if that's a good come-on )

yeah. I've got an etra room, and the neighbors are already used to dog pee in the hallways...

my dog can barely move, i don't think she cares where she is

she is house broken.

well.. broken anyway

not cool dude. not cool.

awwww sorry

the good thing is, here, you can hire someone to walk her and carry her back for like... 4 cents.

getting on a plane now.

they have ice cream on the plane for you

oh yeah, i want some.

or at least wherever you land

any chance you're going to the land of ice cream?

where do they make ben and jerry's again?

in heaven

vermont

heaven invaded by hippies

i didn't know heaven was in vermont

then where is hell? i suppose it's a state too hot for ice cream

OHIO

hell is some where in arizona

ahhh yes, sadly i have heard this before

indiana sucks as well.

texas has a suspicious smell

like sulfur.

there's also New Jersey

montana is hell like, well the people are anyway.

lots of ppl ther with no teeth but i don't think that means it's hell

okay. the people are from hell.

isn't montana the one with no daytime speed limit though? that's like.. the opposite of hell

ya, ok so montana is off the hell list

louisiana's safe because they have mardis gras

oh, yeah that was cool. montana rules. the people still suck.

hmmmm. vegas is hell-like. maybe it's just a gateway though?

vegas is supposed to be like hell.

yes, but they've added excellent food and decent shopping.

yeah. fun for the whole family.

road to hell paved with shopping malls...

...which brings us back to Manila. When you coming?

sure you have people to fire in Asia

now you are talking!