are turtles the "thing" now? She: "Yes, it's all about turtles now. You're nothing if you don't give away turtles."

She: "I've had ever so many turtles and I can't pay anyone back!"

Here, I know what it's like to go without,a nd Marmee gave me the rag money this week.

prepares the next bit craze: Platapuses. erm.. Platiupi .. um.. the duckbilled rodents.

I really should make my jellyfish.

it the weird red ones?

Jellyfish do not sit there and wait to breed, or for people to shoot them. If you are in the area *they kill you*.

They also have a ridiculously complicated lifecycle.

when a mummy jellyfish and a daddyfish love each other very much...

I got a look at the turtle and was hooked. They're so cute I can't help myself.

...they kill their owner and eat their corpose.

Corpse, even

Sorry, no chick, no turtle! My kink doesn't lean that way.

7Seas has peanutbutter fish....

planning Pokemon. You can kill other pokemon with them.

what happened to the dragons?

I'm holding out for platypodes.

I have missed all of this, obviously.

I am so ahead of the fashion that I've skipped chickens, turtles, frogs, fish, and mollusks. I collect pet paramecia.

Lower life forms = higher fashion! Within a few months, I will be collecting self-replicating protein chains.