Almost worth having likely ruined the old one, really. Not *quite* worth it though.

Would that be those huge centipedes that you can actually eat, if you're that desperate? *stomp stomp*

Big ones an inch in diameter, running through the leaf litter in search of prey, *rustle rustle*

now staring at her own keyboard-but it only sounds like very small centipedes with socks on, avoiding the shrubbery.

misses an old IBM keyboard from school.

whapped a dog over the back with her cheapie keyboard, in sheer frustration at the dog. Hitting the k/b does nothing for frustration w/ it.