captainahab
says
Aye, his spout is big, like Nantucket wheat. Aye, by death and devils, the fail whale is Hell personified, if Hell you see!
i once knew a man from Nantucket...
captainahab
wonders
if the man from Nantucket knows where failwhale be hiding?
no, he was involved with some shady schemes involving keeping all his cash in a bucket.
i think the IRS got him.
failwhale
wonders
what became of the bucket.