A nearby gothic style building was described as Hitler's favourite building on the UK soil, and would have acted as his UK HQ had he won

A nearby pathway/lane I can kinda see from my room has the highest rape occurance in some area, either the city or Scotland, dunno which

Lovely

A block of flats I can see from my room had a woman murdered there 2 months ago, she was linked with drugs in some way

I feel warm and fuzzy.

Wait no, that's just me being electrocuted

..WTF Devi?!

I was gonna take the piss out of Aberdeen being crap cause of the Hitler thing but the rest just makes the joke unnecessary