Like: Always wait for elevators and buses to unload before getting on them.

that would be the longest class in the world.

that's why your parents are supposed to tell you this stuff. Because it takes (roughly) 18 years to learn.

true. I can only hope I don't raise a jackass, I guess.

I'm sure he'll be fine. You're a good mom!

agrees.

would also like to send several bajillion people to that class when enrollment opens, pls.