yes..medical fact

called *youtalkalottaitis*

I am mentally allergic to phones.

it certainly can feel that way.

well elf ears do....

but they grow back!

Your ear will get all schmooshed up and flattened... then you will need to have them nibbled back into shape. You got someone to nibble?

nods-nods: after they fall off, then you switch to headphones to hold them back on

I think so, lets try some scientific studies, get the govt to grant a million dollars and I will lead the research

it's definitely possible, whenever i'm on for longer than an hour my brain feels ready to explode through my ear.