... i was told once that if i have nothing nice to say, then dont say anything at all... FUCK THAT SHIT! I GOT LOTS TA FUCKING SAY AND
IM NOT HOLDING IT BACK ANY FUCKING MORE> SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!
... "we are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by for another episode of, FED UP CRAZY BITCH
"mom, crystals swearing again"
"mom, Shane took my underwear again!" 
"mom, there's a dildo in Crystals underwear drawer"
HAHA Mom already knows! And if you only found ONE consider urself lucky 
you probably got a weapons cabinet full of em
meh, just a small one 