good news/bad news thing

yes, i'm sharpening my axe.

because i need a telescopic saddle (tall). They said i didn't need one, but i tried a bike and i do ... bad service.

something like that. With my bike as a hostage

thanks i'll see what they say when they phone back

For some reason, I can really picture this tall blonde swirling an axe!

spit helps i'm not that good with an axe.